Robot Anne Hathaway's Evil Plot: The Princess Diaries and The Devil Wears Prada may actually be the same movie

I have a lot of theories about many of Hollywood's most notorious starlets actually being robots. (anyone seen SimONE?) I do think that that Anne Hathaway is a robot, but that is not the point of this entry. The point of this entry is the uncanny resemblance between two movies of her movies; similarities that no one had really ever discussed before.

1. Anne Hathaway is awkward and falls down a lot, but with the help of a gay friend, she becomes fabulous. In Prada they give her clothes, in Princess they pluck her eyebrows.
2. Anne become fabulous but forgets to help out the people she loves the most. In Princess it's weirdo friend Lily who she leaves hanging on her cable show and in Prada it is puppy face boyfriend who she ditches on his birthday.
3. Overbearing older-woman controls Anne's life. Meryl Streep in Prada is a bit worse than Julie Andrews in Princess, but still. STILL.
4. Anne Hathaway has an Artistic Boyfriend. Ok, puppy face is a chef, but whatev. Also they both have floppy dark hair. Coincidence? I think not.
4. Anne slips up with Douche boy. Editor guy in Prada (yeah his character is fairly forgettable) and greasy greasy Erik Von Detten in Princess. Seriously, why did I think this grease was so attractive when I was 14?
5. Anne has to deal with problems from Bitch Girl. Mandy Moore in her first acting role. Who knew it would lead to such great things as License to Wed and Chasing Liberty? And then brilliant Emily in Prada.

ok so some of the things are a stretch. But when you are a robot you can only do so much!